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dragon-in-a-fez:

bookhobbit:

why is “olde vampires in high school” the big thing and not “olde vampires in college”

• everyone in college is eccentric. everyone
• you wanna wear full on Victorian suit? the girl in pajamas who clearly hasn’t slept in three days supports you
• everyone is too preoccupied to care as long as you’re polite and follow class etiquette
• multiple high school diplomas? eh. same stuff. multiple BAs? Enjoy learning chemistry AND art history! All in detail!
• wandering around campus at 3am? that’s just the lifestyle tm
• no matter how old or young you look it’s not really that weird, there’s sixteen year olds and sixty year olds doing BAs somewhere
• big schools are very anonymous so nobody’s gonna bother to hassle you

consider: vampire PhD students and postdocs, because in addition to all of the above:

• been at the same campus for 57 years? seems legit

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glumshoe:

yokelfelonking:

cazador-red:

glumshoe:

One of my biggest fashion obsessions is with the Hexties polymer neckties:

Yes. This is absolutely the kind of futuristic bullshit I need in my life, and the only thing stopping me from this egregiously sci-fi fashion statement is the $100 price tag.

Make one. Throw some plastic cut shapes on lamination plastic.

Not sufficiently futuristic.  It has to be made from magnets.

Magnets might interfere with the cybernetic implants you definitely have.

officiallybi:

molbitch:

I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping

“… and then she told me that he actually wasn’t at her house!”

“oh beans”

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nymori:

corvell:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

Well SOMEONE’S third eye is wide fucking open

I love this post so I made a thing.

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marvel-leviathan:

allmybandsareacronyms:

I think the fact that two men on Queer Eye have started dating women who were already in their lives should clue men into the fact that there could be women in their lives that care for them deeply and even romantically, and would date them, if they knew that dating wouldn’t include being their fucking mother and teaching them the basics of taking care of themselves as a grown ass adult.

For a second I thought you meant two of the main guys and I got immensely confused

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flowergirlrobichiko:

captainlordauditor:

flowergirlrobichiko:

captainlordauditor:

flowergirlrobichiko:

captainlordauditor:

spiderman helping out the owner of a local art store and them giving him a spiderman discount so now miles only goes in there if hes in his suit

Art store owner realises his secret identity because miles was one of his favourite customers and now he’s suddenly stopped coming in

miles mentions he has to go to the art supply store and jefferson INSISTS on taking him on the way home from school on friday so he can Learn More about his son’s hobby and the owner gives him the fucking discount and miles just dies inside

Jefferson is like “hey why’d you leave so quick” and he’s just like “haha, I just remembered I had to swing by some other places after” and Jefferson adds another post it note to his secret conspiracy board of Is Miles Spiderman

swing by you say

Spiders-men are incapable of avoiding puns it’s their biggest weakness

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