baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat: spainstateofmind: thebadwolf: Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful. you can go fuck yourself my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
commanderpigg: Wait, it’s the 22nd today, right? that means today’s Ash’s unofficial birthday! happy 27th baby :’)
feistily: I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me. I don’t want to grow up.
am i in love or am i horny
thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
askthejadeharley: hmmm i dunno!!! probably because uh everyone on earth is dead :/
ponett: things tumblr has taught me how to make a dildo popsicle things high school taught me