May 2013
baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:
spainstateofmind:
thebadwolf:
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
commanderpigg:
Wait, it’s the 22nd today, right?
that means today’s Ash’s unofficial birthday!
happy 27th baby :’)
feistily:
I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me. I don’t want to grow up.
am i in love or am i horny
thedramaticsneeze:
hoshigumayuugi:
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
askthejadeharley:
hmmm i dunno!!!
probably because uh
everyone on earth is dead :/
ponett:
things tumblr has taught me
how to make a dildo popsicle
things high school taught me
